Negotiating wine with my kid
Three year-old: Mommy! What is dat?! *points finger at my drink*
Me: What?
Him: Dat!
Him: What’s his name?
Me: What’s it called?
Him: Yeah.
Me: It’s called wine.
Him: Wine?! Wiiinnee!!!
Me: Yes.
Him: It’s juice.
Me: No, it’s wine.
Him: It’s juice wine.
Me: No, it’s wine.
Him: Can I have some?
Me: No.
Him: Just a little bit. *displays “little bit” with his two fingers*
Me: No.
Him: A little tiny bit.*makes space between his fingers even smaller*
Me: No.
Him: Just one, Mommy. *puts up his index finger to show me one*
Me: No.
Him: Only 1. *puts his index finger closer to my face*
Me: No.
Him: Aaaaawww. Okay.
Note: If it weren’t alcohol, I would’ve given in after the second “no”. The kid is persistent.
Tags: Culture, Haitian-American in Venezuela, Parenting, Social Norms


This made me smile. He sounds like a cute kid. Maybe you’ve got a future lawyer on your hands.
You know, I never thought about that possibility…as long as he practices social justice law